Thursday, April 28, 2005

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of
language will no longer be tolerated. We do however realize the
critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be fucking joking!

6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his arse.

12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my arse.

14) TRY SAYING:
I 'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your arse.

16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a fucking prick.


Thank You,
Human Resources
hello people..
dot sedey aa takley bukak blog dpd ofis.. tatau la apesal.. TCPIP error amende tah..
neway.. wanna share 2 things..
1) CONTACT LENSES (tade kaler)
hahahaha.. yup..finally at the age of 23++.. i bought my first pair of contact lens..
sebenarnye..dot menyebuk jek.. tgk antusemut beli.. dot pon teringin nak nak try..
siap hutang lagik tuh (i'll pay u back antusemut..dun worry..hehehe)..so ..lepas beli..
nak try la pakai.. hampir setengah jam..sebelah mata pon belom masuk lagik contact lense tuh..
huwwaaaaa...rasa nak nangis.. antusemut plak asek gelakkan..baru jek mende tuh nak
stay kat mata..dot dah kebil kebil dah sebab nak tergelak.. huhuhhu..setelah lebih kurang 40 minit..
berjayalah memakai contact lens tuh..sampai terlepas dot nak tgk citer rafflesia malam tuh..
cis.. rugi.. neway.. kitaorg shopping bagai johan malam tuh..tujuan sebenar nak beli baju keja dot
sehelai jek.. antusemut tujuan sebenar taknak beli apepe.. tengok tengok dia shopping lagik
byk dpd dot..cisss.. sampai umah antusemut.. dot nak bukak la contact lens yg sungguh tidak
menyelesakan itu.. macam pakai kondom kat mata kut... hahahhaha...
setengah jam jugak nak bukak contact lens.. tuh pon menjerit jerit sambil rasa nak nagis..
dot beli utk pakai 2 minggu.. hari nih hari ke4 umur contact lens tuh.. tapi dot belum pakai balik..
hahaha,... saya TAKOTTTTTTTT maaa.... tak sanggup aku menghadapi saat saat aku ketakutan
masa takleh nak kluarkan contact lens tuh harituh.. membazir?? yer yer..saya tahu.. tapi saya takot
jugak.. tak mao pakai dah.... huhuhhu..kepada antusemut..selamat berjaya (diapon belum try contact lens
dia..siap tamak beli 2 set lagik..hahahha)..tapi antusemut dah penah try pakai dulu dulu sebelum dot lahir..
hehehhe,...
masa kat tesco tuh.. dot sempat marah ade satu head cashier kut.. adeke dia dengan beraninye nak
buat muka tak puas hati ngan dot.. dot dah la baru lepas bergaduh ngan leman malam tuh..
silap haribulan la pompuan tuh carik pasal..
asal nye kecik ajer.. dot amik baju takde tag.. dah aku tgk kat hanger tuh semua tak bertag..
so amik jek la.. then dia key in..so sot tanye la.."how much do you price them"? then dia nak jawap marah
marah plak..mmg nak kena nih.. dot sound dia balik "apsal u nak marah marah i? its not my fault the things takde
price..its yours" ..then dia bulih jeling dot sambil jawap.."not my fault..its under department's fault"..
how stoopid can she get.. zero level customer service..mamak jual roti canai lagik sopan santun daripada tuh..
dot pon bengang aa.. "that is not my problem.. my problem is.. who do you think you are..nak marah marah i nih"
wahhh.. terus diam..padan muka.. jgn main main ngan dot bila dot dah marah (i told u guys rite.. i can get really
nasty when angered..hehehe)..but dun worry..most of the time (especially kalau kenyang dan banyak duit nak
shopping masa sale).. dot sangat loveable...hahahahhaa...tak percaya tanye leman..
2) sebenarnye dot pon tak ingat ape satu lagik dot nak citer... neway.. tadik zizan yg sgt comel tegur and
sembang sembang dengan dot..eiiii...soronoknye.. dia tuh daripada jauh jek nampak mengancam..
tapi bila tengok dekat dekat .. BERTAMBAH mengancam... hahahahha...
okla...mesti antusemut marah dot tulis panjang2 kat email dia.. hahahha... to antusemut,..thanks sebab tulung
update kan email saya...muahhs..


ps: nih dot update sendirik..dah berjaya..hehehe..

Friday, April 15, 2005

Helloowwwwwwww...

berpp..alhamdulillah..kenyang peyut den..makan mengalahkan anak gajah..neway..i sure am fat..byk gile baju and jeans tak muat..huwaaaaa...sedey nye..takpe takpe..lepas nih kita diet (i always change my mine on dieting bila tgk makanan sedap sedap)..

Neway..

Yesterday marked the 7th Aniversary of Dot and Leman..surprisingly, everything went well yesterday..im so thankful he didnt try to do anything tak kelakar langsung(macam tak jadik balik kl) ..hehehe..Lepas balik keja semalam..(dot kluar pintu tepat kul 5:32 ok)..bersungguh sungguh gumbira dpt balik awal.. skali ader land slide plak kat puchong..pukul 630 jugak baru sampai.. tuh pon leman dah tunggu setengah jam..then..masa dot sampai kat parking..leman dah tunggu..siap ade bunga sejambak lagi..heheheh..dot dah happy rasa nak loncat loncat dah (last time dpt flowers masa graduation May 2005 hari tuh..huhuhuhu..) even tho i dun really like flowers, but i likegetting them once in a while..terasa macam special..hehehe..

then masa tunggu dot bersiap untuk dinner..leman bagi kad, buah jambu 2 kilo..buah mangga 2 kilo..dan barang barang CNI.. hehehhe.. then dia kata tuh jek..later bila dot buat buat merajuk (serius buat buat tau..since i myself pon takbagi apepe kat dia..not even a card)..then he presented me a rantai emas..so sweet (he deserve this credit)..he never bagi dot something like that before..actually i was expecting a set of japanese movie yg harga Rm1++.. dah tgk dah harituh..so when i get the rantai.. i was so very very happy.. cos i know he hates shopping..and imagining him alone in kedai emas was a priceless thought..

but then..dot started to feel guilty..sebab dot tak belikan dia apepe langsung..but he say he dun mind (i really believe he dun mind..but dot still feels guilty..but to guys out there..when a girl says she dun mind..you are actually in BIG TROUBLE).. but i will buysomething for him tomorrow..i kept on asking him semalam..what he wants.. (i already belanja the dinner at Chilis..but i ifeel like giving him something to mark the 7 years)..so at last..he said he wanted a cermin mata..

He's MLM is going quite smoothly..apparently, i would say that being a mommy's boy to a mommy who's involve in 17 years of politic has its benefit..and he's gonnaattend an interview this 21/4.. good luck munchkin..thank you for all your love..although sometimes u really can make me wanna throw out of the window from the 17th floor..hehehehe...
Actually, being together for 7 years is quite long..most of the times we're happy..but sometimes we fight (especially lately)..however, i do love him...and him me..and i hope that we'll be together forever..i just haf to tolerate him being a mommy'sboy..and he just has to tolerate me being me (believe me im not "kiut" at all when im provoked or angry)..

Wish us luck..

Ps: Leman, i love you..more than you could ever imagine..happy 7th aniversary..

Pps: Sapa tak hantar TAx form lagik..sila buat segera.. Dot tgh kerja kat Kelana Brem Tower, KJ.. so hehari tgk ramai gila org dtg kat LHDN..

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Rafflesia

tadaa.. dot dah nak balik dah nih..mesti jam..lecey gila..
im in Kelana Jaya now.. heaven gile.. tade senior.. bulih balik
sesuke ati kul bape nak balik..tapi accountant dia berlagak nak
mampos..geram betul dot..ofis nih cantik..tapi tader pemandangan yg indah..
lelaki pon tak ramai sebenarnye.heheuheueh..
neway.. dot sgt sgt layan citer rafflesia tuh.. zizan comelllllll...
even Akasha look acceptable in this story (despite him being jahat)
ade sekali tuh..dot siap amik MC sebab manager tuh asek bagi balik lambat..
ehheuehueh.. takut terlepas citer Rafflesia..dot dah lama tak balik ofis..
rindu plak pada Ron.. okla.. nak balik umah dulu..nak kena isi minyak dulu..
nak kena redah jam dulu...smalam balik awal..tapi sampai lambat.. buduh nye polis traffic
..okla..kena balik sekarang..bye

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Issue 1: MOMMY"S BOY

Good morning..im not in a very good mood today..one of those days when i get mood swings attack..hehhe..neways..been like dis since last nite..sempat berperang ngan si leman tuh sebelum tido..in 2 days time.. our 7 years aniversary is coming..dah lama gila rasa..7 tahun=84 bulan=30240 hari..tapi lately nih asek perang jek..perang dingin..perang dunia I,perang dunia ke-2, ke-3..adelah dah nak masuk perang dunia ke 17 dah kut..(note:dalam tempoh 2 bulan ok)..kalau nak kira perang dpd 7 tahun lepas..kena pakai kalkulator besar sikit.. huhuh.. neway..my biggest problem now is hebeing such a mummy's boy..and his mother is challenging me mentally and spriritually day by day..ishkkk..geram gila..is it me and my imgination??or his mom mmg a controlling freak..i have my own mother and brother tocompare this mother-son relationship on..for instance..my mom would never force my brother (pls note that my brother is the only son) to tag her along pegi umah org kawen kawan kawan yg bukan sedara..or paksa balik kampung (no emergency) on his girlfren's birthday..or paksa main boling walaupon dah cakap tanak main..and macam macam lah lagi..macam tadik pagi..dot dahla tghhangin bergaduh ngan leman..tetiba..mak dia masuk bilik leman (kat Tapah)..so i can hear si leman asked the mom.."kenapa mak"..manale tau kut kut mak dia nak ape ape kan..u know what she answered.."takde apepe.." ..so guys..u know what that means..she saja saja suka jek duduk ataskatil anak bujang dia masa anak bujang dia tgh cakap tepon dgn gf..huwwwwwaaaaaaaaa...masalahnye...this is NOT THE FIRST TIME...dot sedey aa..tatau nak buat camne..any guys that is reading dis..lehbagi comment skit tak? ..mmg normal atau sebaliknye?? sebab dot dah hampir sakit jiwa bila pk pasal mak leman nih..ape la masalah mak dia nih..sejak leman abes belaja dan duduk menghabiskan beras kat umah..makdia tak pernah dah nak pegang stereng keta..walaopon nak ke pasar..so in a way..she can control leman dok umah..tak kasik balik kl jumpa dot..dgn alasan nanti sapa nak bawak dia kemana mana..aisey..dot bukan mintak leman 24 jam ade ngan dot pon..tapi kalau sebulan..nak dating 2 kali ponsusah..padahal leman tak keja..sangat lah menyakitkan hati..itu pon..bilatgh dating..BEBERAPA kali mak and bapak dia akan call..benciiiiiiiiiiiiii,...apela masalah nye..kadang kadang tuh masa kitaorg tgh lunch call..kang petang sikit call lagi..kang dlm pukul 8 kalau belum balik tuh..dah bising la tuh..macam bercinta ngan budak sekolah menengah..tension dot..bila dot cakap ngan leman..nak tau ape dia reply.."biarlah..diorang bukan telefon henphone sayang pon!!"eeeii..lagik la dot tenshen..masalahnye..kalu derang tak dpt call leman..derang akancall dot..bukan ade hal ape yg tergempar pon..saja call..tanye buat ape? and stuff..padahal baru sejam dua yg lalu anak dia tuh ade lagik depan muka dia sebelum kuar umah jumpa dot..tiap tiap hari dia dah mengadap muka anak dia..bila time turn dot nak mengadap mukaboifren dot..masa tuh la nak mengada ngada..tak paham aku..sebab mak aku tak layan abang aku macam tuh..okla..dot dah separuh habis meluah perasaan..nak kena keja..nanti dot burak burak agik..i need some comments on this posting..so please feel free tocomments whatever u want to write..tatata...

Monday, April 11, 2005

pejam celik pejam celik dah isnin balik

salams..
tadaa..dot is back.. ngantuk siyut..smalam adalah satu hari bersuka ria yg sangat produktif.. eh..actually..yg separuh produktif sahaja..saya telah melakukan satu perkara paling tidak pandai dan sia sia pada tahun 2005 ini..anda tahu apakah ia? jeng..jeng..jeng.. Saya telah mengajak Juita (housemate baru, kawan lama)..pergi menonton filem SEMBILU 2005 di pawagam..uwaa...tipah tertipuuuuuu...buduh mana bagi review kat radio era cakap citer nih best giler giler..paler hutak deorang la.. dah lah duduk 4 seat dpd hadapan..manelah yusuf haslam tak kaya... seriusly..citer nih sux..kepada anda yg gatal gatal nak test tahap ke-SUX-an citer nih.. baik lah tak payah.. baik la pegi melabur jek RM10 tuh kat bank simpanan nasional..
Antara dialog yg geli lagi menggelikan:

1) Bagaimana dengan Watie (eh silap..nih sembilu lain..ehuehueheuhe)
2) Adakah cinta kita satu fantasi atau reality? (guna bahasa baku semua)
dot's review: buduh..kut ye nak jiwang pon..pakai la ayat yg masuk akal sikit..nih bercinta ke belaja bahasa baku kat sekolah?
3) Vince tanya soalan apetah kat Hetty..contoh---> Hetty..awak nak pegi makan kat mamak tak? Hetty jawap.. TIDAK
dot's review: giler skema..

actually..terlampau banyak la perkataan perkataan skema yg ade dlm citer tuh.. dot terus pening kepala lepas tgk citer tuh..sebab tak best sangat.. citer tuh sgt POYO dan tidak bermotif.. Watak Awie takde motif..Ziana Zain over sangat..Juliana Banos mmg berlakon over (mcm Gila gila pengantin remaja --> at least this story bulih terima kelakar dia)..Hetty ok kalau tak baca skrip sebijik sebijik..Vince menggelikan dan poyo.. Zed Zaidi dan Khai pon menggelikan.. Erra Fazira cantik..
dot awal awal dgr Vince cakap jek dah gelak sorang sorang..then..tak sampai 10 minit..part poyo satu dah keluar dah..tetiba jek Vince nyanyi lagu iklan apetah tah (kupercaya...)..kat sekolah plak tuh..
then lepas menyesal menambahkan kekayaan yusuf haslam.. dot pegi karaoke kat red box ngan Jue.. best gila.. balik umah tgk RAFFLESIA..cair gila tgk zizan hensem gila...ahh..abang zizan..kalau awak nak masuk meminang.. awak bulih mintak kat saya alamat rumah saya kat Perak ek..jgn malu malu..saya pasti setuju..eheheuheuehueheuh..serius zizan sgt cute..jeles gila tgk nadia tuh bermanja manja dgn dia..
okla..dot kena keja.. till later..bye bye..
smoga tabah menghabiskan hari isnin (dot malas gile nak keja)

Friday, April 08, 2005

Hello hello

Helloooooooooo....helloowwwwwwwwww... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. gembira bangat bila aku dpt bukak blog nih dengan berjaya nya.. hehehehe.. walaupon dah abes lunch time..sekali sekala kita kena tiru contoh kakak kita (antusemut: suka blog masa kerja >:) ; kantoiii)..uii..sejuknye opis client aku nih..rasa cam buat keja dlm ais box.. yg tempat simpan sayur dan buah buahan tuh..newayy.. i really wanted to blog..but after several attempts to login..i finally give up..tapi nih dah leh masuk..i'll continue bebehs..
Smalam i watched House of The Fury.. Best gila tahap bapak gaban.. tak tipu punya..dot confius nak berangan ngan Nicky or nak berangan ngan daniel Wu (Ju claims that this guy is definitely hers..kalau ajak kawen pon dia nak).. woi jue..kalau hensem camtuh..aku pon nak kalau dia ajak kawen.. :P ... neway..we watched at IOI Mall punye GSC..sementara tunggu start tuh.. ade la gazette cite hantu..si Jue jerit bagai johan menjerit.. buat malu jek... hahaha.. then balik.. makan.. then adik jue called..mintak tulung jemput kat Palace of the Golden Horses..dot ngan baik hati pon gi la teman.. tak rugi.. dapat jumpa abang abang or maybe adik adik.. PETER PAN... INDRA comelllll bangat.. ARIL pon comel..tapi byk sangat org fussing about him.. so..dot malas nak berebut..buat ape berebut Arel when dot can have INDRA all by myself.. yg lain lain..semua macam muka indon yg slalu menaiki bas pegi Cyberjaya tuh..ade lagi sorang kiyut nama dah tak ingat.. dot pon berjiwang lah sampai sebelum tido..sampai adek jue cakap dia INDRA dah kawen..ceeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. apa tidak dibilang dr awal.. aku ngak bisa berebut laki orang dong...tapi ade satu laki org aku tgh minat sekarang..but too bad..can see cannot touch.. kira sumber inspirasi dot kat firm nih la..hehehehhe..okla..dot kena sambung keja..byk lagik nak cerita nih.. leman kata nak balik sinih today.. bulih pecaya ke? dah 2-3 kali member cancel...buring.. any of u guys (must be taller than dot, tahap kekiyutan macam INDRA dan berusia lebih atau sama dpd dot. Bonus marks would be given for those who possess nice car/s and and haf lotsa cash) berminat nak berkawan ngan dot tak? hahahahah.. im not kidding :P..take care all.. bubbye