Being Bizzy!

Let's admit it.. I am fat..
Call it fat.. overweight.. even mild obesity..
Sama jek maksud nye..
Sugar coat la mcm mana pon..
Still kenyataan nye sama.. huhuhu..

Being fat is expensive..
And i can't afford it..
Sob sob..

Dulu arwah mak selalu sound kalau aku dah tergemok sikit.
Sebab dia tau lepas tu mula la aku bazir2 beli itu ini untuk cuba kuruskan badan..
Uuuwwwaaa... No wonder i became so fat after she's no longer with us.. sob.. sob..

Bersempana dgn semangat azam taun baru yg masih tinggi..
Hari tu aku telah membeli voucher ILoveDiscount for trial treatment at Bizzy Body Weight Management..
RM38 for Weight Management Program + Electro something treatment + Hand treatment..
I figure.. What the heck.. 38 hengget jek..

Tapi biasa la kan youolss.. Bila dah melangkah jek masuk..
Harus bila kuar tuh makin berat wallet..
Sebab tambah hutang.. hahahhaha..

Tapi ok jugak la treatment dia..
I've been to London Weight Management and ape tah lagik satu tak ingat dulu2..
And about the same jek treatment diaorang nih..

Bungkus2 pakai foil plastic tuh.. Panas kan lemak bawak hot blanket.. cucuh ngan electric berkuasa rendah..hahahha..
But this time around I'm determine to stick with the treatment..
Baru bayar sikit jek tadik.. Utk 5 treatment..
Don;t think i will get result with 5 treatments without putting in some effort from my side right..

So I asked the amoi for a meal plan..
Mula2 amoi tu nak kasik aku "FatBlocker" diet plan.. (low carb high protein diet. Well.. What's new.. Aku tak payah pegi slimming centre pon tau diet nih.. cuma boleh sustain takleh sustain jek masalah nye.. hehehe)..
Tapi aku ekshen youols.. Aku siap tanye dia.. Takde detox diet dulu ke..
Amoi tuh dgn happy nye tukar diet plan aku.. Sebab dia kata byk customer tak tahan detox diet..
Aku tgk kertas tu pon dah gigil2.. Uwwwaaa..

So amoi tu punye parting remarks was..
"Mesti strong aa.. You tak boleh buat half way only okay.. Doesn't work like that!"

Any of you trying to loose weight? Let's do it together (carik geng nampak.. hahahha..)
Come monday, this will be my diet plan..
Hopefully I'll survive!

Day 1: Pineapples + Papaya + Strawberry
Day 2: Watermelon
Day 3: Prune
Day 4: Grapes

Makan la ko buah2an tuh dari pagi santak ke malam!! hahahahhaha..

Tapi aku bersyukur gak la..
Kawan aku kata... mase slimming centre dia kasik diet plan dia..
The only fruit yg dia boleh makan is Celery!
Siang malam pagi petang celery.. Memang aku tabik spring la dia buleh follow..
sekarang dah kurus slim dah dia.. So jeles.. (tapi dia kasik tips mase zaman tu dia jugak rajin pegi gym on top of dieting).

Takpe..
Aku try detox diet nih dulu..
Kalau lepas baru leh pegi gym..
Kalau makan buah pagi petang pehtu pegi gym.. aku rase masuk hari kedua pukul 11 pagi aku dah start halucination nanti.. hahahahah..

Wish me luck people..
I'll give you by the day progress of my attempt ok..

PS: Last month aku pernah gak nak buat sendirik detox diet nih.. Tapik lapaq youollss.. Pukul 11 pagi dah bungkus dah detox diet aku.. huhuhu.. Beza nye kali ni hari ke-4 tuh kena pegi balik BizzyBody untuk weigh in.. Gulp.. Huhuhuhu.. harus takleh nak mengelat.. What have i got myself into? huhuhu

Being fat is indeed expensive..
Duit yg aku invest tuh boleh buat pegi one ASEAN holiday for 2 ok..
Tapi takpe lah..
Kata Beauty is Pain kan..

Have a great weekend people.