Sunday, July 25, 2010

Asam Garam Rumah Tangga

Kalau kite gune system merit demerit dalam perkahwinan...

Example 1: KLCC
Husband surprised me with flowers and chocs for our anniversary --> Tambah 100 markah

Example 2: Bedroom
Husband surprised me with breakfast in bed --> Tambah 200 markah

Example 3: Bandung
Husband snap gambar di bawah..

Pehtu kasik remark --> "Hahahahahha..macam monster!"

Example 4: Hall
Conversation with husband

Dot: Husband, mesti husband feel cheated kan.

Husband: Kenapa plak?

Dot: Sebab dulu mase kite mule2 kawen..sayang slim jek..sekarang sayang dah gomok (ayat pancing..hehe.. me expecting something along the line of 'takde lah..sayang mane de gomok (bohong sunat namanye))

Husband: Tak pon. Ite dah agak dah

--> Potong 500 markah!! Uwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Agak2 brape markah laki aku sekarang? hehehhehe..

PS: I Love You

3 comments:

iekaz said...

hahahaha! i gelak nk mati dah ni! :D :D :D

i rasa dah -200 markah kot. tapi dot tetap sayang kan? kan? kan? hiks

dot said...

hehehe..tu nama dia jujur tak bertempat babe. hahaha. and padan muke i jugak. the truth hurts! hehe. Tapik tetap sayang juge ;)

Noraishikin Mohd Salleh said...

hahahahha...sangat kelakar! ikut kiraan mama rojit ajar mcm -200..hehe, tp abg leman ttp sweet kan kan kan